I know it sounds like a lie!

Some of you may not believe this but every word of it is true. This is another blog about the fairy tale life of my good buddy Gabe. He recently turned 28 and awoke to a 5 a.m. phone call. It was some associates of his mother and they told him a car would arrive in a few minutes to take him to a waiting plane at the Provo airport. So Gabe flopped out of bed and got dressed. The car came just on time and Gabe boarded the plane. He was told on the plane that he would be going to Vegas and a waiting car would take him to Trump Towers for a business meeting with some important clients. When Gabe arrived at Trump Towers he was ushered right in and there sat The Donald.... Yes that's right The Donald. Gabe's mother is close friends with Mr. Trump and Donald wanted to give Gabe a birthday Present. Donald took Gabe for an elevator ride to the 64th floor of Trump Towers and took him into a lavish, furnished, three bedroom two bathroom penthouse. Gabe said "wow this is nice", and Donald said "I'm glad because it's yours". Of course Gabe didn't believe him and they spent the next several hours signing the applicable papers for Gabe's ownership. Long story short Donald Trump gave my friend Gabe a penthouse worth a lot of money and he never has to pay anything for it. It has 24 hour concierge service so anything Gabe eats or drinks is forever free, he even has 24 hour access to a car, or he can be driven if he chooses. Rich people are sooo lucky, but truely it couldn't happen to a nicer more humble guy. I hope he lets me stay there one day.. Chestosterone Over and out.